lovesugartits:

stormy heather

lovesugartits:

stormy heather

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

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hiptoyourjive:

accept free drinks to financially cripple the patriarchy

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spiderm-n:

A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart

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